Your butt doesn't have to be confined to a lifetime of being just another "seat cushion" or "twerking device our intern wrote about." It can have hopes and aspirations. It can bust out of this place and follow its dream of becoming a drum set. That's what these four butts that jazz percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez is drumming on did. And look at them now. They shine so bright.

Your butt doesn't have to be confined to a lifetime of being just another "seat cushion" or "twerking device our intern wrote about." It can have hopes and aspirations. It can bust out of this place and follow its dream of becoming a drum set. That's what these four butts that jazz percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez is drumming on did. And look at them now. They shine so bright.

God there are so many things wrong with this video … namely, who is the agent that booked these girls? They probably thought they had a modeling gig for a music video and then bam; butt drums. Excuse us, we're gonna go read Finnigan's Wake to cleanse ourselves. If you don't know what that is, you should consider a career as a butt drum.