In a world of men who still live at home because they're saving up for a jet-ski, one man stands alone, above the rest. One man who can put on pants … without using his hands. One man who does this while "The Final Countdown" is playing.

In a world of men who still live at home because they're saving up for a jet-ski, one man stands alone, above the rest. One man who can put on pants … without using his hands. One man who does this while "The Final Countdown" is playing.

We vote this man for President of our hearts.