A place exists where you can go and stand perfectly still without blinking or breathing while women chase you with their twerking mega-asses. You might think it's called heaven, but it has a catchier name: the Jump Off. Please allow this nice sikh man, Hardeep, to demonstrate how to properly accomplish this feat for you.

A place exists where you can go and stand perfectly still without blinking or breathing while women chase you with their twerking mega-asses. You might think it's called heaven, but it has a catchier name: the Jump Off. Please allow this nice sikh man, Hardeep, to demonstrate how to properly accomplish this feat for you.

We're pretty sure we know what he's thinking … "Donotgetabonerdonotgetabonerdonotgetabonerdonotgetaboner."