For some reason, the President of the United States of Sexy, Barack Obama, was recently filmed working out in a Polish gym, which, if we do say so ourselves, gives us slightly different type of stimulus package …

For some reason, the President of the United States of Sexy, Barack Obama, was recently filmed working out in a Polish gym, which, if we do say so ourselves, gives us slightly different type of stimulus package …

See him lift those 15 lb. weights almost over his head? See him step up on that step thing like he stepped all over healthcare reform? Did you notice how he lunged with the fearsome might of a recovering paraplegic? Mmm, yeah. Take that Putin. Feel our American strength. Feel the eagle soar.

The video was taken by a guest at the Polish hotel Barack was staying at, and it originally appeared on his Facebook page before going more viral than that case of chlamydia you helped spread in 10th grade. In response to the video's virality, the Secret Service has issued a statement saying the President was secure and the video is real; your president really is that sort-of-in-shape.

Well Mr. President, we have to admit that you've raised our heart rates to an appreciable degree today. Keep on flexing your political power like you flex your Gluteus Maximus. Fitness!