Thanks to Derek Milton's web series, The Guy From Last Night, we now have reason to believe that Lyfting when you're wasted is about as risky as burying yourself alive … or worse, eating a bottle of laxatives after you wake up locked inside a Lyft with the words "Cool Doctor Money" shaved into your head, something that may or may not (let's go with may) happen in this video.

Thanks to Derek Milton's web series, The Guy From Last Night, we now have reason to believe that Lyfting when you're wasted is about as risky as burying yourself alive … or worse, eating a bottle of laxatives after you wake up locked inside a Lyft with the words "Cool Doctor Money" shaved into your head, something that may or may not (let's go with may) happen in this video.

Which reminds us, now seems like a perfect time to debut our new slogan for Lyft …'"Lyft: Wouldn't you like to try drinking and driving?"

Uber for the win!