Yesterday, The Fox Denver news crews were going about their business, reporting about helicopter crashes in Seattle and such when … (cue ominous music) a penis struck. The giant phallice was broadcasted on live TV for everyone to gawk at, but the team handled the mishap like pros with the perfect reaction.

Yesterday, The Fox Denver news crews were going about their business, reporting about helicopter crashes in Seattle and such when … (cue ominous music) a penis struck. The giant phallice was broadcasted on live TV for everyone to gawk at, but the team handled the mishap like pros with the perfect reaction.

Just further proof that Denver is the city to beat … off in.