Meet HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Move where everything is logical and everything everyone does makes sense. No wandering off alone in the serial killer's house, no opening closet doors that obviously have ghosts in them. Revolutionary.
Imagine a realm where the most horrifying terrors of the underworld emerge to wreak bloody vengeance upon any who… hmm? What’s that? You wanna go literally anywhere else? Yeah, good idea let’s get out of here.