For all of you fat bastards out there waiting in the shadows for an iPhone case you can demolish when hungry, wait no more. The Senbei Rice Crack iPhone case allows you all the protection without the starvation in one simple product. Made of brown rice and salt – yummy – these cases fit any iPhone 5 and might break when dropped… defeating the entire purpose of buying a case. But fear not hungry shopper, the case is only a menial $81. Yes, you read that correctly. A hand made brown rice and salt cake costs more than a practical phone case. Japan should probably stick to what they are good at: sex toys and kinky cartoons.