Everyone's favorite time teller found himself up shits creek without a paddle when he was pulled over in Hempstead, NY after police clocked him going 79 in a 55 mph speed zone. Upon further investigation, police discovered the rap star/reality TV star/Bridget Nelson sex puppet had 16 suspensions on his license. The suspensions were for such things as unpaid parking tickets and being an ultimate bad ass. They also found marijuana in his black Hyundai.
Police booked Flavor Flav for felony aggravated unlicensed operation of a vehicle and also for constantly wearing a god-damn clock around his neck at all times. While it's sad to see Flaaaaavor Flaaaaaaaav hitting the lows of DMX, it's even worse that he was driving a black Hyundai. Flav, times are tough?