This painfully bizarre follow-up to 'Chinese Food' has us wondering whether we should issue an Amber Alert for this girl, or just kick back, relax, and enjoy our last moments of having a face before it melts off. Why is this a video? WHY?

This painfully bizarre follow-up to 'Chinese Food' has us wondering whether we should issue an Amber Alert for this girl, or just kick back, relax, and enjoy our last moments of having a face before it melts off. Why is this a video? WHY?