You know what would make working at a gift wrapping stand during Christmas a million times less shitty? Getting stupid-high on cocaine, LSD, and Special K, then going to work and pretending like you're just a normal person who isn't stuffed with drugs. And that's exactly what Sam Briggs did this year. And it's goddamn hilarious.

You know what would make working at a gift wrapping stand during Christmas a million times less shitty? Getting stupid-high on cocaine, LSD, and Special K, then going to work and pretending like you're just a normal person who isn't stuffed with drugs. And that's exactly what Sam Briggs did this year. And it's goddamn hilarious.