Have you guys ever fallen into a YouTube vortex? We'll follow up that question with another…Have you ever heard of the YouTube channel HowToBasic? It shows you how to do literally everything you've ever wanted to do and more. Including, but not limited to, making dubstep, interrogating people, you know, the usual. Oh, and WARNING: Do not watch if you love eggs.

Hi! We're your friendly neighborhood Rooster, and we're here to help you self-improve. That's why we'd like to introduce you to HowToBasic, a YouTube channel we may or may not have discovered while procrasinating, that shows you how to do literally everything. No, really, everything. Here's a few examples of how to do a few things we're sure you've always wanted to do. Enjoy, and keep on improving that self of yours.