It's too bad Jean-Claude Van Damme wasn't up there with Sandra Bullock and George Clooney in Gravity. They could have just each grabbed a hold of one of his legs, and he would have done the splits, and it would have been so powerful, so utterly majestic, that all that space debris would stop in its tracks and leave them the hell alone.

It's too bad Jean-Claude Van Damme wasn't up there with Sandra Bullock and George Clooney in Gravity. They could have just each grabbed a hold of one of his legs, and he would have done the splits, and it would have been so powerful, so utterly majestic, that all that space debris would stop in its tracks and leave them the hell alone.

Just to warn you, this isn't even a commerical or anything, it's just Van Damme helping the bloodflow return to our genitals.