There are two kinds of people in this world. People who love music, and people who love to love shitty music. The latter seem to always claim that the active roster of said acts are some sort of demigods that walk amongst us and have no shame admitting they’ve seen hundreds, if not thousands, of live shows. But even though the set list probably hasn’t changed since the late 80’s, Phish still continue to thrive and entertain those few hopeless wanderers. While the love of the band may not always be because of some serious narcotics, the truth of the matter is that 60-yr-old hippies love to party just like we do, and wrote the book on it.

So before the Phishers come to pulverize the fields of Dick’s Sporting Good’s park once again this August 30th – September 1st, we felt it necessary to let people really grasp what they’re getting themselves into before anything sets abuzz in their body. Here’s a live performance of Phish while you’re at work, presumably sober…