The Onion strikes again with their take on New York's Stop and Frisk program. Of course it's fake, but we still think it would be pure magic if police could stop suspicious persons and plant a quick, gentle kiss on their cheek to you know, keep us safe.

The Onion strikes again with their take on New York's Stop and Frisk program. Of course it's fake, but we still think it would be pure magic if police could stop suspicious persons and plant a quick, gentle kiss on their cheek to you know, keep us safe.