Katy Perry is not a fan of tongue kissing. Let us be more specific. Katy Perry is not a fan of tongue kissing Miley Cyrus. That's understandable; Miley's tongue spends a majority of its time licking sledgehammers, butts, and dolls. That explains why Katy Perry shot down Miley's make out offer when Miley jumped off stage to kiss her during a concert over the weekend. Awkward.

Katy Perry apparently doesn't like kissing girls as much as she used to; she foiled a full-frontal make out assault from Miley Cyrus over the weekend during Miley's concert at the Staples Center in LA in a moment that's sure to strike you with a real bad case of second-hand embarrassment. Awkward.