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Denver Museum of Nature and Science Finds Dinosaur Bones Buried Under Parking Lot

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Alligator of Happy Gilmore Fame Passes Away At Age of 80 in Southern Colorado.

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Absurdist News – 600 Pounds of Marijuana Taken From CSP Evidence Lockup.

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Absurdist News – Colorado Men Attempt to Use Cannon to Launch Tobacco and Meth into Louisiana Prison

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The South Has Vending Machines Selling Bullets as We Continue Our Nationwide Search for the 50 Cent Mountain Dew

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Colorado to Deploy Drones as First Responders to 911 Calls

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Multiple Deer and Elk Attacks Confirmed Across State as the War Against Grazing Herd Animals Falls Upon Us

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Texas Court Rules Library Must Reinstate Banned Books Involving Butts and Farts

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