Well, here's exactly what that would be like:

Well, here's exactly what that would be like:

Well played, British STI testing laboratory!

If you're someone who thinks Onion articles are real, you probably thought this was real too, but it's not! Tra la la.

It's an add for an at-home STI test called Confidante, and a good one at that. Call us pussies, but we'd much rather use their at home kit then have a dog sniff our genital folds in front of our Tinder date only to be publically outed for having a nasty case of the clap. #scaredsafe