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Culture

Dexter survives to kill another day as the final season 8 premieres this Sunday, June 30

Videos

Oh Shit Fridays: Weatherman can’t hold it in.

Videos

Russian tampon commercial uses subtlety to get point across

Art

Japanese artist’s goal is to make the “pussy more casual and pop.”

News

will.i.am sues Pharell

Viral Videos

US immigration officer accepts egg roll bribe for green card.

News Briefs

Mom sues Monster Energy after son suffers heart attack drinking two Monsters a day for three years. Give us a break.

Celebrities

Aaron Hernandez 9mm selfie inspires our new Facebook profile pic

News

Underground Music Showcase schedule is out

Ups & Downs

Furniture fornicator pleads guilty to having sex with couch. Seems legitimate.

Videos

Slow loris loves getting tickled

Sex

Best safe-for-work porn ever made.

Health

Shape of woman’s face may determine length of her relationships, not her cat count

New Music

Rusko – Lift Me Up

Culture

Eastern European farmer uses carpenter ax and bare hands to kill bear. Also has adoring hot wife and daughter.

Celebrities

And again…

Viral Videos

She’s at it again.

Fashion

New man-fur coat made entirely from male chest hair. Quick, someone hand us our vomit pale.

News

Daft Punk and the President are in cahoots

Bedroom

Jam Out With My Clam Out wins Air Sex Championship… and a spot in our hearts

New Music

This is the needle and fresh vein to our twerking addiction. Major Lazer – Bubble Butt

Art

Someone stole the footage of us riding our bike. Red Bull Imaginate

Food

Paula Deen is a racist cunt.

Food

Taco Bell introduces fifth meal, or as some call it, breakfast