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Culture

We’re all going to look really stupid when the future reads what we’ve all been posting

Booze

Having exactly two drinks at a party is the secret to happiness

Culture

10 Reasons why being broke can be the best thing ever

Culture

Tying ‘Get Well Soon!’ balloons to roadkill is Boulder, CO’s newest trend

Culture

Another day, another guy filmed getting knocked out on the 16th St Mall in Denver

Studies

Ladies, if you still use Tinder, the guys there have serious issues

Advice

Guys, listen up, real women want to tell you why cat-calling will never work

Weed

This professional joint roller makes way more money than you do

Nation

A pathetically small number of people actually picked the presidential nominees

Tech

LOL, Denver literally has the slowest data speeds in the country

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, I’m a chick, and I want to fuck a total stranger. How do go about doing it safely?

Culture

Watching the Rio Olympics is really not a healthy thing to do

New Music

[New Music] YaSi’s giving the city what it wants with her new EP ‘Stranded Feelings’

Culture

What native Coloradans really think about how Boulder and Denver are changing

New Music

[New Music] Yep, you really want to watch Kerli’s ‘Diamond Hard’

Culture

Golfer bros in Colorado caught awkwardly fist-fighting for honor

Sex

Ending the crusade against uncircumcised dicks

Booze

Never get too drunk to drive with this little sticker thingy that actually works

Bedroom

Nothing is more fucked up than these Pokémon GO sex toys

News

Bassnectar fans, Commerce City is super pissed at you right now for being too loud

Culture

21 Uplifting facts about life to distract you from this apocalyptic hellscape

Weed

Colorado’s marijuana grows are the new ‘meth houses,’ says DEA

Politics

Colorado Democrats are using Pokémon GO to ‘catch’ voters and it’s so awkward

Nation

Trump rescued from elevator in Colorado, proceeds to fail at that whole gratitude thing