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Drunk man proves horseback riding under the influence with random toddlers is the new DUI

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Drunk man trapped in house after snowstorm makes desperate Craigslist plea for Taco Bell

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Handy hint: fire is not something you clean toilet paper up with

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Fargo man arrested clearing snow with flamethrower, being generally awesome

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Walmart Wednesdays: man assaulted after going over item limit in express lane

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NSFW Grandma celebrates 100-year birthday with male stripper. Grandma?

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Mom devours 72oz. steak in world record time. Is anyone else a little turned on?

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The Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI and they’re going straight for their nugbones

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A bartender in Florida proves that LeBron James is a real human being. Fox Sports is obviously outraged.

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The Rooster’s celebrity death predictions: 2014 edition

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Perfect specimen of manhood fights off 15 police officers. While masturbating.

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Phoenix man slaps airplane, airplane remains calm despite the disrespect

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440 Pound virgin sends girlfriend to hospital in first-time sex romp

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Obama poses for epic selfie at Nelson Mandela memorial

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Man demonstrates understanding and jumps to his death after girlfriend insists on buying more shoes.

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Kansas proves it’s good for something and builds world’s tallest water slide.

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Does this look like a log flume enthusiast who’s banned from all Six Flags theme parks?

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Does this church look like a penis? Yes. Yes it does.

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Announcing the worst thing that ever happened: woman bites into banana that’s bursting with deadly spiders

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Usain Bolt says the key to his olympic training was eating 100 chicken nuggets a day and having tons of random sex. Who are we to disagree?

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Only in America: 3 stories that would never happen anywhere else

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Nothing says sensitivity like these 7 funeral selfies

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Belieber spends life savings on surgery to make him look like Justin Bieber. We say solid investment.

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Man not about to let some measly wall stand between him and his pudding