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Remember newspapers? Maybe these 26 examples of hilariously botched newspaper headlines will jog your memory

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Just so you know, airline pilots are looking at porn instead of flying your plane

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Senior prank stops graduation with giant rendering of penis on field

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Politically incorrect find of the day: how to interact with lesbians as written in 1988

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Shotgun Willie’s owner to run for CO governor. Lap dances for all!

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Band of male strippers stop crime with their chiseled bods and dynamic dance moves

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Stop driving like an asshole and heed the unwritten rules of the Colorado road

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Don’t rent your house on Airbnb unless you want it to be used for a BBW orgy

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Playboy model sues the magazine for using her butt as a golf tee. Guess she doesn’t like sports.

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Florida woman calls 911 for sex, forgets that police aren’t free hookers

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Iowa man uses forklift to get Twix from a vending machine. Neat hack, bro.

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DMX is scheduled to fight George Zimmerman on live TV. Yes, this is real.

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Drunk man proves horseback riding under the influence with random toddlers is the new DUI

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Drunk man trapped in house after snowstorm makes desperate Craigslist plea for Taco Bell

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Handy hint: fire is not something you clean toilet paper up with

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Fargo man arrested clearing snow with flamethrower, being generally awesome

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Walmart Wednesdays: man assaulted after going over item limit in express lane

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NSFW Grandma celebrates 100-year birthday with male stripper. Grandma?

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Mom devours 72oz. steak in world record time. Is anyone else a little turned on?

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The Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI and they’re going straight for their nugbones

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A bartender in Florida proves that LeBron James is a real human being. Fox Sports is obviously outraged.

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The Rooster’s celebrity death predictions: 2014 edition

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Perfect specimen of manhood fights off 15 police officers. While masturbating.

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Phoenix man slaps airplane, airplane remains calm despite the disrespect