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Bedroom

19 pick-up lines that’ll ensure you stay single this Valentine’s Day

Bedroom

Immaculate conception is still not a thing despite pregnant nun’s attempt to convince us otherwise

Weed

Obama says exactly what we needed to hear about weed. We love it when he talks dirty.

Videos

Watch this: Kid takes ball to the face like a champ

News

Fan claims Arcade Fire and Pearl Jam broke his nose

Rooster Girls

Kerry, Kerry, Kerry! What more can we say?

Photo Pit

Panic! At The Disco @ Ogden Theatre – 1/18/14

Interviews

Rooster’s ’20 Questions’ with Pepper

Recipes

The dangerous drink bible: your favorite poisons and how to recover from drinking them

Jokes

Joke of the Day: Job Interview

Food

5 things every self-respecting adult should know how to cook

News

Lykke Li is planning a new album for May, which means only five more months of crying

Fashion

American Apparel mannequins with pubic hair are here. Finally.

Culture

29 products that need new names, stat

News

Thanks Katy Perry. Now we have plans for September 30th!

Culture

World’s most elligible bachelor smokes poop and hasn’t bathed for 60 years. Are you turned on yet?

Celebrities

Charlie Sheen’s love letter to Denise Richards is…um…just read it

Bands

The Knife is coming to Denver, you guys. Freak out on that.

Videos

Drunk guy passes out in the weirdest position we’ve ever seen

Weed

21 people who are just way too high for this sh*t

News Briefs

Fargo man arrested clearing snow with flamethrower, being generally awesome

New Music

The guys from Kinetix have a new video for us; and they want us to “Dance As One” g’dangit!

Celebrities

New Kanye religion makes Scientology look like a wonderful option

Art

Nude yoga poses are the motivation we need to stretch more