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Bedroom

Did you know whiskey dick ruins over half of wedding nights?

News Briefs

What if you came home and Coolio was just in your house cooking you dinner?

Food

Restaurant demands silence while eating. Sounds fun.

News Briefs

Philadelphia preschooler knows what he wants to be when he grows up: on crack

Culture

Why you should never hit on girls…unless you want to be super famous and a meme

New Music

Eminem releases video for “Survival” and gives us permission to wear cargo pants again

Health

Your least favorite soda just became your new favorite hangover cure

News Briefs

Parents outraged after discovering that their child’s Spanish teacher is the most beautiful woman alive

Art

Why typing in “baby doll” on Etsy is the worst idea you’ve ever had

Videos

Here’s a strong natural hallucinogen – because taking drugs at work is a waste of drugs

Videos

Prank of the day: Telekinetic girl brings the house down…with her mind

Culture

“The sand was too sandy:” 19 reasons why working customer service would suck

Photo Pit

We Came As Romans @ Ogden Theater – 10/05/13

Culture

Ballsy daredevil supports our theory that Ukrainians have magical powers

Bedroom

New spray combats premature ejaculation and strikes fear in men with one go-to sex move

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, When I’m in the men’s room, should I wash my hands before I whip out my pecker to take a whiz…And so on

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, My girlfriend wants to move in with me and I don’t want her to. What should I do or say?

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, What goes through a girl’s head when I pull out and put my load on her belly?

Videos

Wait, this guy is going to do WHAT to the midget that’s banging his girlfriend??

Vices

Seriously, who has enough time to make all these images of Scarlett Johansson falling?

Videos

How to interrogate someone, make dubstep, and do literally everything else you’ve ever wanted to do

Bands

Beavis and Butthead do Denver

News

Sinead O’Connor is on an expressive rampage against Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh – and we couldn’t agree with her more

Rooster Girls

Manda loves wearing black