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Health

Underwear company adds a penis insurance policy to your purchase. You know, in case you’re worried about it getting cut off or something.

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, How often does every girl masturbate?

New Music

Coolest thing you’ll see today: The Wolf of Wall Street Chest Thump Remix

Photo Pit

The Great American Cult Tour @ Summit Music Hall – 3/11/14

Art

Alex Cutler shows us his awesome new paintings and teaches us about Alex Cutler

Magazine

March 2014 Issue

Rooster Girls

Lynnae shows us her stripes

Bedroom

It hurts us to say this, but here are 11 good reasons why men should stop orgasming

Culture

Rooster’s office spring break: HR’s worst nightmare comes true in these five easy activities

Photo Pit

Sick Puppies @ Summit Music Hall 3/10/14

Weed

Colorado is running out of weed and getting so rich doing it

Food

Reason #1,809 avoid Walmart: LSD-tainted steak

Art

Whitney Wells talks to us about getting high, drinking beer, and making really cool art

Bedroom

These complete strangers’ first kiss is a million times better than yours

Viral Videos

Man calls 911 after adorable cat terrorizes his family and traps them in a bedroom. Aww!

Jokes

President Obama slays Zach Galafinakis in hilarious Between Two Ferns interview

News

Prepare for that pew-pew, bap! The Skrillex is coming, the Skrillex is coming! June 20 and 21, Red Rocks.

New Music

Wheelchair Sports Camp demands we enact in a righteous “Dance Off” but won’t allow us to take our pants off? Not happening.

Photo Pit

Darius Rucker @ The Budweiser Events Center 3/9/14

Bedroom

This app teaches you how to do oral sex by licking your phone screen. Romance isn’t dead.

Recipes

Bill Murray heroically tells us how to not die while drinking champagne

Health

LSD being reconsidered for therapy after drug trial makes everyone better

Videos

Justin Bieber gives the comedic performance of a lifetime in this deposition video

Photo Pit

ZZ Top @ The Paramount Theatre 3/8/14