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Magazine

March 2014 Issue

Rooster Girls

Lynnae shows us her stripes

Bedroom

It hurts us to say this, but here are 11 good reasons why men should stop orgasming

Culture

Rooster’s office spring break: HR’s worst nightmare comes true in these five easy activities

Photo Pit

Sick Puppies @ Summit Music Hall 3/10/14

Weed

Colorado is running out of weed and getting so rich doing it

Food

Reason #1,809 avoid Walmart: LSD-tainted steak

Art

Whitney Wells talks to us about getting high, drinking beer, and making really cool art

Bedroom

These complete strangers’ first kiss is a million times better than yours

Viral Videos

Man calls 911 after adorable cat terrorizes his family and traps them in a bedroom. Aww!

Jokes

President Obama slays Zach Galafinakis in hilarious Between Two Ferns interview

News

Prepare for that pew-pew, bap! The Skrillex is coming, the Skrillex is coming! June 20 and 21, Red Rocks.

New Music

Wheelchair Sports Camp demands we enact in a righteous “Dance Off” but won’t allow us to take our pants off? Not happening.

Photo Pit

Darius Rucker @ The Budweiser Events Center 3/9/14

Bedroom

This app teaches you how to do oral sex by licking your phone screen. Romance isn’t dead.

Recipes

Bill Murray heroically tells us how to not die while drinking champagne

Health

LSD being reconsidered for therapy after drug trial makes everyone better

Videos

Justin Bieber gives the comedic performance of a lifetime in this deposition video

Photo Pit

ZZ Top @ The Paramount Theatre 3/8/14

Weed

Nederland’s Club Ned will be the only cannabis cafe in Colorado. Party on, Wayne.

Fashion

Spring Hygiene Handbook: present yourself with dignity this season

Dear Ibby

The only thing standing between you and a remote-controlled orgasm is a spinal operation

Booze

Humanity’s bro-iest app only lets you access it when you’re drunk

Videos

Watching this video of a drag queen playing GTA 5 will make you ugly laugh