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News Briefs

Florida woman calls 911 for sex, forgets that police aren’t free hookers

Events

February 27th: Lamb of God screens “As The Palaces Burn” documentary.

Videos

This is the most awkward DJ event of all time. No, seriously, watch this.

Photo Pit

Skinny Puppy @ The Ogden 2/24/14

Sex

Man with really insane penis tattoo cleared of sexting charges

Vices

Girl gets slapped in the face by a whale. And you thought your day was bad.

News

You literally couldn’t dream up a stonier 4/20 concert than the one at Red Rocks this year

Weed

Don’t get pulled over for stoned driving. Here’s how.

Vices

22 reasons why autocorrect wants you to die alone

Health

So, sexually-transmitted food poisoning is a thing now. Condom, anyone?

News

The Voice season 6 premiere recap. Christ, there goes our weeknight productivity.

Food

It lives: Taco Bell gives America the Waffle Taco it always wanted

Photo Pit

Escape The Fate @ Blacksheep – 2/23/14

Photo Pit

Parade Of Lights @ Marquis Theater – 2/22/14

Health

This is your brain on beer. This is your brain on coffee.

News Briefs

Iowa man uses forklift to get Twix from a vending machine. Neat hack, bro.

News

Man about town James Murphy is going to make New York’s subway stations sing

New Music

Breathe Carolina’s “Sellouts” features Asking Alexandria’s frontman Danny Worsnop and a lot of double kicks to the bass drum. Monday indeed.

Rooster Girls

We think Madi is très jolie.

Weed

Kind-hearted humanitarian donates a big bag of weed to the Salvation Army

Videos

Rejected! Katy Perry turns down make out with Miley Cyrus. Smart girl, that Katy Perry.

Weed

Watch: this lady’s sexy, cocaine-fueled dance number will make you forget it’s Monday

Videos

Yeah, this news anchor singing his report is the best newscast of the year

Sex

Quiz: what’s your inner kink?