Marshall Dunham, Author at Rooster Magazine

Marshall Dunham

News Briefs

Absurdist News: Amazon Worker Dies While People Continue To Work Around His Corpse, But Check Out the DOW, It’s Over 50,000!

News Briefs

Absurdist News: Colorado Satanist Student Wins Unlimited Bathroom Passes Via Religious Exemption

Travel Guide: Rooster’s Guide to The Vacation Bender

Culture

Absurdist News: Denver Airport Requests Gift Card Donations as TSA Staff Go Without Pay

Culture

Colorado’s First Cannabis Lounge Closes to Become Psilocybin Mushroom Lounge

Culture

Four Sports We Didn’t Know Existed Until We Got Really High On YouTube Last Night

Culture

Utah Governor Asks For Prayers As Snowpack Nears Record Low

The List: Four Valentine’s Gifts for Your Partner That Are Clearly Selfish

Culture

Absurdist News: McDonald’s Hit With Lawsuit Claiming McRib Doesn’t Contain Rib Meat

News Briefs

Absurdist News – Study Shows Windsor has Worst Drivers in Colorado

News Briefs

Rooster’s Celebrity Death Predictions 2026

News Briefs

All We Want For Christmas: Rooster’s Ultimate Gift List

News Briefs

Study Claims 30 Percent of Rockies Fans Would Intercept a Foul Ball From a Kid

News Briefs

The List: 3 Things That a Drunken Toddler Could Do Better Than The U.S. Government

Magazine

Three Huge Regrets We Harbor To This Day

Culture

Slippery Slopes & Bad Decisions: Rooster’s Ultimate Ski Guide

Weed

The List: Three Things to Try The Next Time You’re Too Stoned

Travel

Travel: Mountains, Booze, and Fluffy Alpacas: 48 Hours in Salida

Politics

Absurdist News: Jared Polis Proposes $28 Million Bridge Then Vows to Chain Himself to Capitol Plaza to Prevent Its Construction

Culture

Venture to Leadville for the Museums and Cute Mountain Town Vibes

Culture

Denver Museum of Nature and Science Finds Dinosaur Bones Buried Under Parking Lot

Beer

Some beers are improved with a killer view or the shame of drinking one on a weekday morning.

Travel

Three Trails to Hike This Summer To Later Snobbishly Talk About Over Beers

News Briefs

Three Things We Bring on Every Camping Trip.