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Greatest used car ad ever promises you’ll be perceived as rich and cuddly when you buy this Volvo

Health

If you don’t count the rehab costs, narcotics are actually kind of good for you

Culture

How to survive in Colorado in the event of a nuclear apocalypse … or worse, a bad camping trip

Fashion

Thanks to the new Ruckus Apparel look-book, we know how we’re going to clothe our naked bodies this summer

Food

Pioneering Colorado man shatters the walls of photojournalism by bravely documenting every burrito he’s eaten in the past year

Culture

25 underrated simplicities that make you happier than a unicorn who sh*ts rainbows

Fashion

Our 2014 glamping guide takes sleeping outside from hobo to high brow

Fashion

Your wrists are boring. But with these eco-friendly wood watches, they’re the most fun wrists we know.

Health

5 tips to jumpstart that pathetic thing you call your life, from a CheetahFit trainer

Fashion

We’re getting high just looking at Akomplice’s new weed-themed summer collection

Culture

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Acid flashback: LSD’s clinical comeback

Culture

18 things Colorado residents are used to that make tourists melt in their little tourist khakis

Health

4 weight loss tips that are so easy, the Rooster staff will do them. And that’s saying a lot.

Health

It’s time to quit your day job, because your organs are worth a pretty penny on the black market

Culture

10 alternatives to summer music festivals. You know, for us poor people.

Tech

This automatic blow job machine was made possible from contributions made by wankers like you

Tech

The future of weapons looks kinda like Star Wars and Ironman had a baby

Food

11 of the most overrated foods you can put in your face hole

Food

Reporter eats live pet store food to prove a point, is not getting laid anytime soon

Culture

CU-Boulder has a humor lab, and they’ve discovered the 10 funniest US cities

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Luxury automakers are the original hipsters

Food

Balls and bromance are the flavors of the week at Boulder’s newest doughnut shop