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It’s National Grandparents Day. Here’s how to celebrate if you’re grandparent-less

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Five news stories that are a) terrifying; and b) would make the most excellent Halloween costumes

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Rooster’s Weekly Clusterf*ck of News

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Chinese Romeo tries to perform exorcism on woman’s ‘vaginal ghosts’ with his penis. Brilliant.

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The Inspiration For Drake’s Haircut Finally Revealed.

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Porn moratorium after actress tests positive for HIV forces us to use our imagination

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CHAOS ALERT: Connecticut terrorized by teenagers who still think David Hasselhoff is ‘ironic’

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What do you mean you don’t want a massage from this guy? Man arrested for giving unwanted back rubs

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Topless Babes Help Danish Police Enforce Speed Limits

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Not Homeless, Need Boobs: Woman Panhandles for a Bigger Bust

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For Some Reason, Chris Brown Would Rather Be Known for His Talent Than Beating Rhianna…And is Retiring.

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Subway employee puts his penis on sandwich. Not really the type of mayonnaise we were looking for.

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What do you think this guy did when he was given McDonalds for dinner and not chinese food?

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Do you think this lady would let her 4-year-old son snort her cocaine?

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Why do you think this guy gives us yet another reason not to go to Florida?

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Family files for bankruptcy after blowing $100,000 on Beanie Babies.

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Pakistani “Price is Right” giving away babies as prizes to increase ratings. That’s good business.

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What’s on her mind? Reporter accidentally draws penis

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Dude with 22 kids by 14 women to get reality show. God bless America.

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New high school trend has students licking each other’s eyeballs. They call it “Worming.” We call it dumb.

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Obama family vacationing to modest $7.6 million Martha’s Vineyard mansion

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Spanish competitive drinker dies… drinking

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Girl goes to college at 12-years-old and aims for her Ph.D. by 16. What have you done today?

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Rolling Stone puts the Boston bomber on the cover for August. Brilliantly tacky!