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What do you mean you don’t want a massage from this guy? Man arrested for giving unwanted back rubs

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Topless Babes Help Danish Police Enforce Speed Limits

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Not Homeless, Need Boobs: Woman Panhandles for a Bigger Bust

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For Some Reason, Chris Brown Would Rather Be Known for His Talent Than Beating Rhianna…And is Retiring.

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Subway employee puts his penis on sandwich. Not really the type of mayonnaise we were looking for.

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What do you think this guy did when he was given McDonalds for dinner and not chinese food?

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Do you think this lady would let her 4-year-old son snort her cocaine?

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Why do you think this guy gives us yet another reason not to go to Florida?

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Family files for bankruptcy after blowing $100,000 on Beanie Babies.

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Pakistani “Price is Right” giving away babies as prizes to increase ratings. That’s good business.

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What’s on her mind? Reporter accidentally draws penis

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Dude with 22 kids by 14 women to get reality show. God bless America.

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New high school trend has students licking each other’s eyeballs. They call it “Worming.” We call it dumb.

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Obama family vacationing to modest $7.6 million Martha’s Vineyard mansion

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Spanish competitive drinker dies… drinking

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Girl goes to college at 12-years-old and aims for her Ph.D. by 16. What have you done today?

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Rolling Stone puts the Boston bomber on the cover for August. Brilliantly tacky!

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Seinfeld tops list of 2013 richest comedians

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There’s always a happy ending at South Korea’s sex theme park

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Vampire couple shows what true love really means by drinking each other’s blood each week

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Welcome to China. Where adults drinking breast milk is the new healthy trend for people with too much money and not enough intelligence.

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Thanksgiving dinner just got awkward. Woman discovers her dead husband was secretly her dad.

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Pat Robertson warns God may do something “Drastic” for ruling on gay marriage…sure Pat

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Mom sues Monster Energy after son suffers heart attack drinking two Monsters a day for three years. Give us a break.