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Manchester Orchestra @ Summit Muisc Hall 4/25/14

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, My boyfriend always comes before I do, and I feel like I never get to finish. What should I do?

News

Today in questionable publicity stunts: Lil’ Wayne vows to censor himself

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Letlive @ Marquis Theater – 4/25/14

Music

We found the weirdest musical instruments in the world to wean you off your synth pad

Food

11 of the most overrated foods you can put in your face hole

Weed

Enterprising Colorado 10-year-olds usher in a new era of drug lords

Interviews

The ladies in UH HUH HER “inadvertently join the Mile High Club” this weekend at The Walnut Room

Celebrities

Rihanna rolled a joint on a man’s bald head last week. In other news, we shaved our heads today.

Food

Reporter eats live pet store food to prove a point, is not getting laid anytime soon

Videos

Daggering, aka “Wrestle Dancing” is the latest reason why we’ve stopped going out

Culture

CU-Boulder has a humor lab, and they’ve discovered the 10 funniest US cities

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Gavin DeGraw @ The Paramount 4/22/14

Bedroom

Friends with benefits: a field guide for not f*cking it up

Videos

This is insane. And extremely entertaining to watch.

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Suicide Girls Blackheart Burlesque @ Summit Music Hall – 4/21/14

Tech

Luxury automakers are the original hipsters

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Franz Ferdinand @ The Gothic 4/21/14

Vices

Watching gravity make these people its bitch is more satisfying than drunk pizza sprinkled with crack

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Snoop Dogg @ Red Rocks 4/20/14

Vices

If these panoramic photo fails don’t crack you up, you’re either asleep or dead inside

Vices

Here’s the llama-prancing-to-DMX Vine you didn’t know you needed

Food

Balls and bromance are the flavors of the week at Boulder’s newest doughnut shop

Booze

Snortable powdered alcohol is coming to a nose near you