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Vices

You know what’s hilarious? This song that uses Jeff Goldblum’s weird laugh from Jurassic Park

News

The good people of Morrison, CO tell Red Rocks Ampitheather to shut the f*ck up

Sex

The only thing worse than having sex in these 7 places is Nickelback

Bedroom

The bizarre history of condoms will make you really appreciate your Trojan Ultras

Videos

Jean-Claude Van Damme can’t keep his legs closed, even in space

Bedroom

Here’s an app that texts your girlfriend for you, you lazy bastard

Art

Artist transforms into a turkey in what has to be the weirdest art project ever

Videos

“Dunkin’ Love” is the donut/”Drunk in Love” remix America deserves

Food

Salami made from Kanye West finally helps us figure out our picnic menu

Culture

Beloved smoke shack at Breckenridge obliterated after Inside Edition report. Let’s cry together.

Videos

Watch: this month’s news bloopers are the best bloopers in the land

Beer

Beer Review: Bridgeport Brewery #1 Crystal Dry-Hopped Pale Ale

Music

Listen to this playlist when you need to get shit done

Bedroom

Why you should drop what you’re doing and have sex with a stranger

Art

Artist covers your favorite celebrities in bad ass tattoos and the result is insane

New Music

The members of Wire Faces aren’t afraid to admit in their new video that they, too, are the People of Walmart

Beer

Beer-vertising: the funniest, best, most wonderful beer ads in the world

Viral Videos

Domino’s replies to man who claims he was injured having sex with a pizza

Booze

Drinkify, the Spotify for drinking, is here to help you figure your life out

Bedroom

Poets turn live feed of porn search terms into poetry, hilarity ensues

News

Really? This is your state’s favorite band?

News

SonicBloom anyone? Here’s the initial 2014 lineup.

News Briefs

Florida woman calls 911 for sex, forgets that police aren’t free hookers

Events

February 27th: Lamb of God screens “As The Palaces Burn” documentary.