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Celebrities

Ke$ha wants YOU…to give her your teeth. Do not give her your teeth.

Bands

Leikeli47 is a great female underground rapper, and she’ll probably stab you

Vices

26 photos that prove Russia is no place for the faint of heart, or just people in general

Weed

CU says legal weed has nothing to do with 33% increase in applications. That’s so cute.

Videos

Watch: this Rob Ford dancehall remix totally improves his reputation. Not!

News Briefs

Drunk man proves horseback riding under the influence with random toddlers is the new DUI

News

Our timeline prediction of what will happen to Justin Bieber now that he’s been arrested for a DUI

Vices

5 quick and easy comedy tips from Denver comedian Kristin Rand

Health

Super Bowl 420: The NFL could be considering letting its players smoke weed

Sex

The shortest distance between P and V is through these Leonardo DicCaprio valentines

Videos

Watch this bad lip sync of One Direction’s “Story of My Life” if laughing is a hobby of yours

News Briefs

Drunk man trapped in house after snowstorm makes desperate Craigslist plea for Taco Bell

News

We tried the new Beats app because we were bored and lonely. Meh.

News

Kanye no likey the Grammys

Celebrities

Selena Gomez tears Justin Bieber a new one in leaked text conversation, is probably our new best friend

New Music

Manchester Orchestra drops its first single in over 3 years and announces upcoming tour dates. Our birthday come so soon?

News

Daft Punk is playing the 2014 Grammys. We all just got lucky.

Videos

Don’t watch Ron Jeremy’s “Wrecking Ball” cover if you have a weak stomach or eyes

New Music

Ear Candy of the Day: “Feel” by The Soft Moon

Videos

This skateboarding cat makes Tony Hawk look like a sad little boy

News Briefs

Handy hint: fire is not something you clean toilet paper up with

News

Want to see AWOLNATION live in Denver from the comfort of your own found-on-the-roadside sofa?

Food

Other than cancer and the apocalypse, Shrimp-Mayonnaise Doritos are the worst thing in the world

News

Beyoncé continues her reign of domination by setting a world record. Casual.