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News Briefs

CU declares they’re going back to a COVID-ready-campus! Just a day after BVSD announces fully remote learning plan

Nation

Trump demands finder’s fee for Microsoft’s Tik-Tok acquisition, setting dark business precedent for US

Tech

Daily Viral: Introducing Lazareth’s new flying motorcycle, for anyone who felt too safe on a regular motorcycle

Vices

Has Online Gambling Flourished with The Closure of Land-based Casinos?

Vices

What are some fun ways to spice up quarantine with my wife? 

Sex

Cole and Madisson’s Blind Date is smokin’ hot (and COVID safe) at Longmont’s Smokin’ Bowls

Tech

Data Wars: iOS14 makes it harder for Big Tech to track your data, and Facebook isn’t happy about it

Sex

Lindsey Looselips conquers your fear of sex toys and bone dry vaginas

Culture

6 Life Hacks to Make Procrastination Great Again

Sex

August Hookup Horoscope: Don’t leave your fate to the gyro stand guy

Culture

Stupidity Index: Our August index of who and what was missed by Darwin

Vices

Boozy coffee drinks are almost as trendy as White Claw. We put them to the test

Events

August’s Random Things to Do during COVID

News Briefs

Off-World Updates: WTF is with all the recent hype over UFO’s? Allow Rooster to explain…

Art

Banksy returns! Disguised as a tube-cleaner, he boards London subway and illustrates the point of COVID masks

Culture

Bike Mafia: Organized bicycle theft in Colorado is a multi-million-dollar criminal industry, police can’t (or won’t) stop

News Briefs

Liftopia spent $2 million of Ski Resort partners’ money, and now they can’t pay them back

Culture

On the Ground at the Elijah McClain Protests

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: How to speak Gen Z – take a crash course in yeet-speak from the fam-jam generation

News Briefs

Six months later, Colorado’s mystery drones STILL a mystery — even to the military, new documents reveal

Tech

MIT’s new Richard Nixon deep-fake announcing Apollo 11 disaster, gives glimpse into the dark power of deep-fake tech

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Man breaks into bank, heats up Hot Pockets, arrested by SWAT — “For a hot pocket? Hell yeah, it was worth it.”

Drugs

New crime data maps Denver’s coke, heroin and firearms arrests over five years, highlighting some interesting spots

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: ‘Karens Gone Wild – COVID-19 Edition’ is the 2020 adaptation we’ve all been waiting for