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In honor of Anthony Weiner, here are 24 epic selfie fails

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Responsible dad makes craigslist post asking for sugar baby to take son’s virginity

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Denver nudist resort is our vacation giveaway of the week

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Pitbull holds man hostage by humping pillow outside

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Furniture fornicator pleads guilty to having sex with couch. Seems legitimate.

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Kickstarter project of the day: Above the Game: A guide to getting awesome with women.

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Hair stockings could help scare off perverts… and any chance at a date

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Twerking… as taught by an extremely skinny white girl

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70-year-old twin hookers bagged 355,000 men throughout career. Yikes.

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Four-year-old who does wobble has more fans than Rooster Magazine on Facebook.

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Server gets $446 tip on $6 bill. Are we sure this was a restaurant?

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Woman bites boyfriend’s penis because he refused to have sex. Classy.

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Witches in Africa banned from flying broomsticks above 150 meters. Politics as usual.

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Nothing says wife material like a woman who can drink beer through her ear

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(WATCH) Fosters, Australian for let your 7-month-old baby water ski

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Bear Grylls is a horrible person to work with (Warning Graphic Photo Included)

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Lingerie football chick delivers breast rattling hit

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Bungee jumper vs. Crocodile. And the winner is…

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When your sandals purposely play tricks on you over and over again, you might be drunk

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Think this is bad, wait and see what they do if a woman stops in front of the camera.

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Did you just ship your pants? At Kmart?

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A zoo photo a day keeps the doctor away

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R.I.P Dildo Helicopter, you will be missed

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Disney grants man $8,000 after ride malfunction forces him to listen to It’s a Small World for 30 minutes