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Weed

Dank Colorado license plate configurations, like “BONG” and “TEGRIDY” up for auction by the State — for charity

Magazine

April 2021 Issue

Culture

Funkwerks, intergalactic galleries and other random things to do in April 2021

Art

Jeremy Fish Talks About Eternal Art and His Huggable (And Shocking) Creations

Art

Vanning the Flames: Tattoo art from Van with All Sacred Tattoo

Culture

Failure to Launch: Stupidity Index April

Sex

Love, it’s a Motherf@#er: Hookup Horoscope’s April 2021

Sex

How can I tell if my partner is faking an orgasm?

Culture

Is calling someone a “Karen” considered a racial slur?

Sex

I’m nervous about my relationship surviving lockdown. Could getting back to normal life mean breaking up?

Weed

The Biden/Harris administration publicly mentions cannabis for the first time, just to say they’re too busy to legalize

Weed

To level weed’s playing field, industry experts guide social equity entrepreneurs

News Briefs

Nation of heretics: Church membership dips below 50% for first time in US history, as godless agnostics run rampant

Tech

Fun new augmented reality app, CrimeDoor, lets you visit famous unsolved murder and rape scenes — even Christ’s crucifixion!

News Briefs

Vail starts closing chair-lifts early, marking the beginning of the end of a truly dismal ski season

News Briefs

Attack of the deep fakes: The FBI issues cryptic warning of massive deep fake cyber-attack coming soon

Weed

Weeding out the stoners: Joe Biden demands resignation from all staff who’s ever smoked weed — putting VP Harris in awkward position

Vices

Colorado’s Best Cannabis and Hemp Products: The Winners of Rooster’s THC Classic 2021

News Briefs

The Epic Markdown: Vail Resorts to reduce all prices by 20% for 2021/22 season — putting the ball in Alterra’s court

Advice

These Gadgets Will Change Male Orgasms Forever

News Briefs

Reddit’s most popular subs going private, protesting their hiring/defense of pedophile-connected admin, Aimee (Challenor) Knight

News Briefs

Off-World Updates: Declassified details of 2019 encounter, where Navy destroyers were “swarmed” by UFO’s over two days near LA

Culture

Ready to Romp: ROMP Skis is a classic, garage-start-up story — now they’re making Colorado’s raddest custom skis

News Briefs

Oklahoma’s Bigfoot bounty surges to $2 million for capture, proving just how desperate for tourism the they are