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Weed

Breaking Legal: Mexico’s legal cannabis market is just beginning to bud and the Sinaloa Cartel already has plans to hijack it

World

Illuminati Today: Reddit’s user Deep Fucking Value of r/WallStreetBets and Robinhood CEO, Vlad Tenev might be the same person

Weed

Chuck Schumer leads the charge to finally legalize weed! And cannabis stocks are rallying behind him

Culture

Rooster’s Guide to Fooling around on your ski pass

Culture

2021 seems pretty messed up already. Any tips on how to get through this year? 

Sex

Are threesomes actually as enjoyable as porn makes them seem?

Sex

Is it possible to tighten my vagina?

Sex

Cupid’s Rampage: Virgo, this definitely isn’t your month

News Briefs

Get psyched! First psychedelic ETF (PSYC) hits stock exchange, laying groundwork for trippy new industry

News Briefs

The Great ‘Meme Investor’ Assault: How a bunch of Reddit degenerates could singlehandedly force billionaire hedge-funders into bankruptcy

Magazine

February 2021 Issue

Culture

One Nation, Under Facebook: Our monthly list of who and what should go the way of Trump’s Twitter account

Art

Kick-Flip Art: Rob Helmstetter Talks About His Iconic Skateboard Designs

Culture

Random Things To Do in the Month of February

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: New York’s subways now protected against non-mask wearers by chucky midget

News Briefs

WTF is Trump’s “Patriotic learning” report, that Biden just threw out?

Politics

In final middle-finger to his followers, Trump pardons Steve Bannon, who swindled $1 million from border-wall fundraiser

Drugs

A K-hole on Uncle Sam’s Dime

News Briefs

Off-World Updates: CIA unseals 2.2 million pages of UFO documents for the public — and most it is tabloid bullshit

News Briefs

2020 sold 21 million guns: And it was mostly women and blacks buying them — a pattern that could become the norm

News Briefs

Colorado Inauguration March: Unafraid of violence or “right-wingers” BLM inauguration march forges ahead to state capitol

Bedroom

6 Mistakes You Shouldn’t Make in the Bedroom

Nation

Illuminati Today: Hidden Chinese missiles and the secret plan to hamstring US power grid on inauguration day

Culture

25 pickup lines that’ll only work on people from Colorado