Marshall Dunham

News Briefs

Facing Employment Woes, Glenwood Restaurant Enlists Help of Cat Robots

News Briefs

Giant Kites Could Pull Cargo Ships Across Ocean as Modern Media Continues to Gaslight You About Sailboats

Culture

Guide to Grand Junction: We adore this town, and, similar to a pre-pubescent us trying to take you to prom in ninth grade, you really just have to give it a chance.

Music

1stBank Center to Shut Down, Will Be Demolished in 2024

Weed

PuffCo Presents Arizona Tea Cup Pipe as Nation Reaches Peak Stoner Levels

Tech

We Used ChatGPT to Write an Article About ChatGPT Writing Articles

Drugs

Absolute Shocker: Study Shows DMT Intensely Impacts Brain Function, Connectivity

Culture

Vail and Beaver Creek Tie Second for Nation’s Most Expensive Lift Tickets

Celebrities

Psychedelic Expert and Master Shaman Aaron Rodgers To Speak At Denver Psychedelic Conference

Music

Colorado Springs Approves 8,000-Person Venue, Kid Rock Possibilities Sky Rocket

Nation

Four Decisions That Don’t Require an Additional 14 Revotes

Drugs

Rolling Stone Wrote An Article About Avatar 2 On Mushrooms… So Why Can’t We?

Culture

Spot in Vail Parking Garage Closes for $200K as Grim Reality Continues To Transpire

Culture

Ikon Lawsuit Seeks Compensation for Pandemic Passholders

Food

FDA Warns Against Nyquil Chicken as Nation Continues to Lose Sense of Self

Health

Men’s Birth Control Prototype Could Start Clinical Trials This Year

Weed

Denver Dispensaries Aim to Defeat 5% Tax Increase on Recreational Marijuana

Health

Vabbing: Why Are Women Wearing Their Vaginal Secretions Like a Perfume?

Music

Georgia Music Festival Canceled Due to Gun Laws, Elementary Schoolers Rejoice

Celebrities

Aaron Rodgers Took Ayahuasca Prior to His MVP Seasons, Just How Indigenous Tribes Intended

Sex

Study Finds Republicans Constantly Search for Trans Pornography

Drugs

Psilocybin Mushrooms to Appear on Colorado’s November Ballot, We Told You Mom and Dad

Celebrities

Nancy Pelosi and Husband Perform Sketchy Stock Shenanigans Ahead of Senate Vote

Weed

Marijuana Smoke Cloud Overtakes Colombian Town In Perverse Cheech and Chong Wet Dream