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Viral Videos

Man calls 911 after adorable cat terrorizes his family and traps them in a bedroom. Aww!

Jokes

President Obama slays Zach Galafinakis in hilarious Between Two Ferns interview

News

Prepare for that pew-pew, bap! The Skrillex is coming, the Skrillex is coming! June 20 and 21, Red Rocks.

New Music

Wheelchair Sports Camp demands we enact in a righteous “Dance Off” but won’t allow us to take our pants off? Not happening.

Photo Pit

Darius Rucker @ The Budweiser Events Center 3/9/14

Bedroom

This app teaches you how to do oral sex by licking your phone screen. Romance isn’t dead.

Recipes

Bill Murray heroically tells us how to not die while drinking champagne

Health

LSD being reconsidered for therapy after drug trial makes everyone better

Videos

Justin Bieber gives the comedic performance of a lifetime in this deposition video

Photo Pit

ZZ Top @ The Paramount Theatre 3/8/14

Weed

Nederland’s Club Ned will be the only cannabis cafe in Colorado. Party on, Wayne.

Fashion

Spring Hygiene Handbook: present yourself with dignity this season

Dear Ibby

The only thing standing between you and a remote-controlled orgasm is a spinal operation

Booze

Humanity’s bro-iest app only lets you access it when you’re drunk

Videos

Watching this video of a drag queen playing GTA 5 will make you ugly laugh

Sex

This week’s porn star tweets made us laugh more than that edible we ate last night

Bands

SXSW Official: a guide to Colorado bands taking over this year’s festival

Interviews

Staying relevant and not being a terrible band has always been a goal of Bayside frontman Anthony Raneri’s. We say, mission accomplished, achievement unlocked.

Photo Pit

We Are The In Crowd @ Marquis Theatre – 3/5/14

Events

3/3-8 Burton US Open Snowboard Championship

Events

3/10-15 DSTILL and the Inaugural Craft Distillery Convention

Events

3/13 Cead Mile Failte Night

Events

3/15 Full Moon Yoga Event

Events

3/15 St. Patrick’s Day Parade