Vices

Celebrities

Selena Gomez tears Justin Bieber a new one in leaked text conversation, is probably our new best friend

Videos

Don’t watch Ron Jeremy’s “Wrecking Ball” cover if you have a weak stomach or eyes

Videos

This skateboarding cat makes Tony Hawk look like a sad little boy

News Briefs

Handy hint: fire is not something you clean toilet paper up with

Weed

Obama says exactly what we needed to hear about weed. We love it when he talks dirty.

Videos

Watch this: Kid takes ball to the face like a champ

Recipes

The dangerous drink bible: your favorite poisons and how to recover from drinking them

Jokes

Joke of the Day: Job Interview

Celebrities

Charlie Sheen’s love letter to Denise Richards is…um…just read it

Videos

Drunk guy passes out in the weirdest position we’ve ever seen

Weed

21 people who are just way too high for this sh*t

News Briefs

Fargo man arrested clearing snow with flamethrower, being generally awesome

Celebrities

New Kanye religion makes Scientology look like a wonderful option

News Briefs

Walmart Wednesdays: man assaulted after going over item limit in express lane

News Briefs

NSFW Grandma celebrates 100-year birthday with male stripper. Grandma?

Celebrities

Authorities don’t know what prompted Justin Bieber’s egging incident, but we do: puberty

Vices

Here are the top 10 funniest things Gary Busey never said

Weed

Okay, which one of you has the mile marker 420 sign?

Videos

What if Google were just some guy with the world’s worst job?

Videos

Here’s Rawcus’ gripping music video honoring white people’s triumphs

Videos

10 minutes of European girls twerking is literally just that

Celebrities

Flavor Flav pulled over in black Hyundai and arrested. Wait, Flav drives a Hyundai?

Booze

Iowa man breaks breathalyzer with absurdly high BAC

News Briefs

Mom devours 72oz. steak in world record time. Is anyone else a little turned on?