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Vices

News Briefs

Mom has cops arrest son for allegedly stealing Pop Tarts. It seems fair.

Caption Contest

Caption Contest: Win 4 Tickets to Capital Cities at the Gothic Theatre, Friday May 24th

Recipes

Water + Alchol = Just what we never wanted

Viral Videos

Jose Canseco tweets that he’s been charged with rape. Maybe jail will finally shut this guy up.

Celebrities

Paris Hilton releases new album through Cash Money. We’re not kidding.

News Briefs

Sergio Garcia says he’ll have Tiger Woods over for fried chicken. Wait, what?

News Briefs

Nothing says “I love you” like getting arrested for prostitution while on your honeymoon

Videos

Skateboarder nutbuster makes us feel a little better about our Monday

News Briefs

Brooklyn bar to host smallest penis contest. Finally, a contest we can win.

News Briefs

Hipsters’ PBR obsession driving up price of beer. Seriously.

Ups & Downs

Server gets $446 tip on $6 bill. Are we sure this was a restaurant?

Ups & Downs

Woman bites boyfriend’s penis because he refused to have sex. Classy.

News Briefs

Man removes porn face tattoos in courageous career move

Vices

Fact of the Day: Cocaine cash and rubber bands

Jokes

Joke of the Day: How did the Hipster burn his mouth?

News Briefs

Customer service at its finest: Daycare loses 5-year-old offers mom $7 discount

Viral Videos

Venezuela running dangerously low on TP. Now that’s sh*tty.

Videos

Shopping Cart Fails shows evolution passed a few by (WATCH)

Weed

Butcher feeds marijuana to pigs for truly “high quality” meat. Did we mention he’s high?

Ups & Downs

Witches in Africa banned from flying broomsticks above 150 meters. Politics as usual.

Viral Videos

It happens to the best of us: “Man flees police claiming he’s being chased by zombies”

Gadgets

Summer Toy: Inflatable outdoor Twister game

Ups & Downs

Nothing says wife material like a woman who can drink beer through her ear

News Briefs

Smokejumpers land in illegal pot garden.