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Women want him. Men want to be him. He’s Jared Fogle, and he’s the reason why Subway’s advertising wins at everything

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10 people whose houses we won’t be going to for dinner tonight

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Restaurant demands silence while eating. Sounds fun.

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Poorly constructed burrito ushers in a gustatory apocalypse, man responds with hilarious but appropriate fury

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Bread porn: gluten shouldn’t be this sexy

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Beautiful evening at McDonald’s goes awry after couple tries to make chicken nuggets civilized

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Overwhelming sadness and grief makes us weirdly hungry for burritos. Thanks, Chipotle.

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Restaurant PWNS entire city with scathing sign, while perfectly illustrating why we’re not distributing in Texas

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Japan and America face off for the coveted title of “Burger Most Likely to Burn a Hole in my Anus”

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British woman tries to eat like an American, fails, dislocates jaw

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New Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos Reviewed by Brave Soul

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Chipotle’s Cultivate festival brings free food, ideas and music. Need we say more? We thought not.

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New Moreo idea could help put America back on top as fattest country in the world

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Idiot vegans at it again. Kitten nearly dies from vegan diet.

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Joey Chestnut sets record while winning 7th hot dog eating contest. In other news, Joey Chestnut died.

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Paula Deen is a racist cunt.

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Taco Bell introduces fifth meal, or as some call it, breakfast

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Toilet candy for the soul

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Taco Bell employee licks entire stack of taco shells. Even worse, he’s a ginger.

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This is how much Americans love their fast food…

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Grilling With Booze: The Best Thing Ever

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What sodium? Ramen burger debuts in Japan

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Skull and crossbones pancake maker, just what the doctor ordered

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Harlem Shake restaurant to open in… wait for it… Harlem