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If You’ve Been Unexpectedly Horny Lately, Blame Climate Change

Celebrities

Convicted Rapist Harvey Weinstein Caught Smuggling Milk Duds into Jail

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Illuminati Today: Feds announce fourth apparent suicide of officer who responded to Capitol Riot — and questions are mounting

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Casa Bonita’s Shining Saviors: Matt Parker and Trey Stone announce plans to buy Colorado’s iconic Mexican “restaurant” — and they want better food

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Psychedelics, weed, CBD finally hit congress: Series of drug amendments cleared for voting — hopefully, things start getting weird

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Off-World Updates: The Russians are hyping their new fighter jet, by trolling America’s renewed interest in UFO’s

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Join Denver’s controversial new vigilante “Street Enforcement Team” and start citing homeless and breaking up their campsites

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Illuminati Today: Haitian president assassinated by “highly trained” men in disguise, and something stinks of foreign involvement

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Colorado’s cannabis industry could provide $137 million annually for after school programs, but Teacher’s Union doesn’t want the drug money

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Denver baker who refused to make gay wedding cake is in trouble again… this time for refusing to make a transgender birthday cake

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Resurrection of la Casa Bonita: Local fans save Colorado’s historic “Mexican Disney Land” after bankruptcy and 2020 closure

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The Green Flag of Freedom: Amazon announces support to end cannabis prohibition, drops drug testing, urges congress to legalize

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Crush Walls gets cancelled: Denver’s celebrated mural festival gets forced out of RiNo after sexual abuse allegations against founder

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In Kevin Spacey’s first acting role since underage sex-abuse accusations, he’ll play a cop… investigating an artist accused of underage sex-abuse

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Alterra Mountain Co to pump millions of dollars into mountain communities through new foundation — putting ball back in Vail’s court

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Martian Mushrooms? NASA’s curiosity rover might have just found and photographed fungal life on Mars, new research suggests

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Short Stop: Denver Beer Co falls just $999,993,870 short in it’s attempt to raise one billion dollars to buy Colorado Rockies

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Denver installing boulders throughout downtown, in not-so-passive-aggressive eviction notice for city’s homeless

Culture

CIA Frat House: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA’s secret LSD brothels

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GTA Denver: Car theft in Mile High City jumps by 114% over same time last year — totaling over $60 million in stolen property so far

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Off-World Updates: Pentagon officers and Senators say UFO’s are tampering with US nukes, have even fully disabled launch sites

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46% of Americans say they would support Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2024

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Colorado creeps one step closer to allowing dead bodies to be used as garden compost

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Explosions rock Denver’s early hours as outdoor drug lab burns down (solving city’s mystery of missing propane tanks)