Politics

Nation

Sometimes I want to be Donald Trump

Business

Sports Authority executives think they deserve bonuses. Wait, what?

Politics

Colorado Democrats are using Pokémon GO to ‘catch’ voters and it’s so awkward

Nation

Trump rescued from elevator in Colorado, proceeds to fail at that whole gratitude thing

Politics

Admit it, you’re gonna miss Obama’s sweet smooth sexy voice

Nation

Think Trump will be president? Put your money where your mouth is.

Politics

Please sign this petition to rename fire ants to “spicy boys”

World

Let’s take a moment to reflect on how incredibly awkward Hillary Clinton really is

Politics

Get off my lawn: the secret reasons older voters are so unnaturally mad

Politics

Some hilarious person built a tiny wall around Trump’s Hollywood star

Politics

17 Batshit crazy things I learned from watching the GOP convention

Nation

It’s official, people would rather be obliterated by a meteor than vote for Trump or Clinton

Politics

The entire Democratic party just endorsed marijuana and an end to racial profiling

Nation

We can’t believe people are still blaming these harmless hobbies for violence in America

Nation

Simply turning violence ‘off’ isn’t an option any longer

Nation

Jaywalking is your civic duty

Business

5 Simple ways to be a better conversationalist

Advice

Don’t pretend you’re not excited that Hillary Clinton has a vagina

Nation

Trump’s in Denver today, so here’s a list of 5 ‘Mexicans’ who are richer than he is

World

Assholes and waistlines aren’t the only ‘biggest things’ in America anymore

Business

5 Habits of people who slay when applying for a job

Nation

America is a basic bitch

Nation

The average millennial’s net worth is just as depressing as your bank account claims

Business

Job applicants can’t seem to stop partying long enough to get through the entire interview process