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Culture

Get revenge on your asshole cat by putting a cucumber next to it

Sex

Daily Viral: Beautiful women sing “Silent Night” while sitting on a sex toy

Culture

Red Rocks turns down and 9 other terrible things that happened to music in 2015

News

Here it is, the Internet’s easiest and most addicting drum machine ever made

Sex

A relationship guide for the skittish millennial: Part 1

Sex

This porn startup is betting you’ll pay $5 to watch normal people hump

Culture

Selfies, hipsters and 8 other things we’re going to look back on with disgust one day

Culture

2015’s most popular baby names really prove the wrong people are having kids

Beer

Peyton Manning tribute beer is here just in time for him to probably not play this weekend

Sex

7 Unexpected new lubes to masturbate with tonight

New Music

Listen to every hit of 2015 in one massive mega-mix, according to Diplo

Beer

Bud Light’s new label is supposed to trick millennials into thinking it’s craft beer

Business

Airbus patents design for convertible airplane, crushes hope for those with a fear of flying

Booze

Aurora police were driving drunk people home for free this past weekend

Weed

Australia’s Stoner Sloth anti-pot campaign is preeeeetty freaking hilarious

Weed

The feds are wrong about youth marijuana consumption in Colorado

Politics

One third of Americans favor bombing imaginary Disney country

Health

21 Positive comments your friends say that actually mean their life is crap right now

Sex

7 Fun games to play with his balls while you’re giving him head

Tech

State-by-state list of most Googled search terms in 2015 proves CO is smarter than rest of US

Food

Pizza Hut has a clothing line, and unlike its pizza, it’s pretty decent

New Music

[New Music] Alison Wonderland remixes that one kid’s single “What Do You Mean”

Weed

The Hopper, a free bus you can smoke weed on, is coming to Denver

Food

It’s now proven that Justin Bieber’s music ruins appetites and the taste of food