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News Briefs

Attack of the deep fakes: The FBI issues cryptic warning of massive deep fake cyber-attack coming soon

Weed

Weeding out the stoners: Joe Biden demands resignation from all staff who’s ever smoked weed — putting VP Harris in awkward position

Vices

Colorado’s Best Cannabis and Hemp Products: The Winners of Rooster’s THC Classic 2021

News Briefs

The Epic Markdown: Vail Resorts to reduce all prices by 20% for 2021/22 season — putting the ball in Alterra’s court

Advice

These Gadgets Will Change Male Orgasms Forever

News Briefs

Reddit’s most popular subs going private, protesting their hiring/defense of pedophile-connected admin, Aimee (Challenor) Knight

News Briefs

Off-World Updates: Declassified details of 2019 encounter, where Navy destroyers were “swarmed” by UFO’s over two days near LA

Culture

Ready to Romp: ROMP Skis is a classic, garage-start-up story — now they’re making Colorado’s raddest custom skis

News Briefs

Oklahoma’s Bigfoot bounty surges to $2 million for capture, proving just how desperate for tourism the they are

News Briefs

Preserving the culture of Gnar: A-Basin CEO explains why they’re ditching reservations and selling 10% fewer passes for 2021/22 season

News Briefs

Illuminati Today: Mitt Romney breaks ranks with Republicans rallying behind Trump, then sustains serious head injuries from “fall” that may have changed his mind

Culture

Rooster’s guide to surviving an apocalyptic hangover

Blind Dates

Audrey and Emmanuel’s semi-steamy blind date at Bohemian Biergarten

Sex

My kid ruined my sex life. How can I get my wife interested in me sexually again?

Culture

Random things to do in Colorado this March

Tech

New glowing tattoo technology could change the worlds of fashion, medicine, sports and organic produce, say scientists

News Briefs

Off-World Updates: The new Phoenix Lights? Las Vegas residents record UFO lights in formation, hovering directly over downtown

News Briefs

Dr. Seuss enterprises to stop selling six of his children’s books, because apparently, they’re totally racist

World

Illuminati Today: Trump will return on March 4th and take power as the 19th president of the US, according to QAnon intel

Sex

How do I take a picture of my dick so it looks bigger?

Culture

To the Moon! You idiots!: Stupidity Index for March 2021

Culture

I am 5’6. Does height really matter?

Music

Photo Pit: Holdfast. at Globe Hall

Art

Coming for the top: Kelsea Schack’s stand-out black and grey realism tattoos