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Celebrities

Have you heard the one about Jennifer Lawrence’s butt plugs?

Videos

Please enjoy this vicious girl fight over rhubarb

Culture

Woman with 15 personalities is buying Christmas presents for all of them. How sweet!

Bedroom

MeetAtTheAirport.com is the worst idea in the history of ideas

New Music

We’ve found the greatest Christmas melody ever written. It’s “Fu*k You If You Don’t Like Christmas” by Crudbump.

New Music

Merry Christmas, here’s a new song from the Black Lips

Interviews

Tiësto: one name, many applications

Culture

This ‘Tits for Pits’ fundraiser really makes us want to save the pit bulls

Videos

Woman kicks snow in cat’s face, cat kicks woman’s ass

Celebrities

Justin Bieber’s retirement announcment is more satisfying than sex

New Music

SoGnar’s “Monthly Mixtape” feat. Broken

Videos

This Between Two Ferns Christmas Spectacular was the best we could do for you in terms of Christmas presents

Fashion

The future of men’s fashion is now. And it’s in your butt-crack.

Culture

CU Boulder’s #AdderallProblems campaign is #crazy

Celebrities

Free Brooklyn Nets t-shirt eludes mega-millionaire Paul McCartney’s grasp

Videos

Glorious man reads passages from children’s book called ‘Do What The F*ck I Say.’

Videos

This is what happens when it snows in Saudi Arabia

Viral Videos

Man goes on crazy crime spree to finance gourmet diet for his kitties

Vices

40 things we’re bribing Santa for this year

Events

The Rooster Recommends: Jan. 11 Roniit at The Bluebird Theater

Vices

Recruiter forgets to hang up, leaves best voicemail of all time

Viral Videos

Old man wins threesome with hookers, dies hours before it’s scheduled to happen

Videos

This song will bring all the hotties to the yard…so sit back, relax and prepare to get slapped

News

Lorde announces North American tour and includes Denver – naturally