Vices

Videos

You will never see a stronger argument against marriage than this touching proposal video

Booze

How to drink without drinking: 7 ways to one-up your gag reflex

Viral Videos

Man fakes own kidnapping to avoid spending time with wife. Can someone please get this guy a divorce?

Videos

High TED Talks does a really good job of stealing all our invention ideas

Vices

New site takes the guess work out of drunk dialing Congress and just does it for you

Videos

Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg’s Hot Pockets music video reminds us of our first acid trip

News Briefs

Only man in history to refuse a threesome gets stabbed in the eye for it. Damn right.

Videos

The L train to Williamsburg is SPARTA

News Briefs

What if you came home and Coolio was just in your house cooking you dinner?

News Briefs

Philadelphia preschooler knows what he wants to be when he grows up: on crack

News Briefs

Parents outraged after discovering that their child’s Spanish teacher is the most beautiful woman alive

Videos

Here’s a strong natural hallucinogen – because taking drugs at work is a waste of drugs

Videos

Prank of the day: Telekinetic girl brings the house down…with her mind

Videos

Wait, this guy is going to do WHAT to the midget that’s banging his girlfriend??

Vices

Seriously, who has enough time to make all these images of Scarlett Johansson falling?

Videos

How to interrogate someone, make dubstep, and do literally everything else you’ve ever wanted to do

Vices

Redneck trims hedges with a chainsaw. God bless America.

Videos

We want all of the taken fifteen minutes’ of our lives back, except this one

Booze

The 10 totally sloppy, ridiculous stages of getting drunk on vodka

Videos

And you thought pubescent Korean covers of Mariah Carey couldn’t get funnier

Vices

8 very strong arguments for contraception

Videos

Otter plays with humans like it’s a little freaking puppy. Dreams do come true.

Vices

Aaron Paul on “The Price is Right” is literally the most enthusiastic person ever created

Vices

Nick Offerman reveals himself to be a goddamn sexual panther with Reddit AMA