Vices

Booze

A few basic things that look very different drunk than they do sober

Weed

Heroic pizza joint is selling marijuana-infused pizza so you can get high while you crush your munchies

Weed

Quiz: which stoner wall decoration should you hang in your weed dojo?

Beer

Smoked goat brains, whale fossils, moon rocks and other batshit crazy things people put in beer

Viral Videos

8 pretty convincing arguments for why you should unhand them drugs

Vices

Here are a few unorthodox uses for children for your consideration

Vices

Watch: worst person ever gives you advice on how to get noticed on Tinder

Vices

Seven everyday things that can kill you if you don’t watch the hell out, son

Videos

Watch: this video of an asshole driver getting instant karma is more satisfying than sex

Viral Videos

CU Boulder leads the country in campus drug and alcohol arrests. Anyone wanna get high on the Quad?

Vices

A beer that prevents you from looking at your phone, and 5 other things that make you talk instead of text

News Briefs

Shotgun Willie’s owner to run for CO governor. Lap dances for all!

Weed

We talked to a weed lawyer, and now we can’t wait to fight our first pot DUI

Vices

Invaluable life advice from obvious role model Richard Simmons

Videos

This Beach Boys shred of “I Get Around” is literally the funniest thing ever created

Interventions

Good news, you’re better off buying your drugs from Sketchy Pete than the interwebs

Vices

Sorry to crush your dreams, but these 10 conversational pleasantries are complete lies

Videos

There’s only 30 minutes left in the workday, so here’s a mud jump fail to celebrate

Viral Videos

13 unintentionally dickhead things you do on a daily basis

Booze

It’s officially patio bar season… we mean spring

News Briefs

Band of male strippers stop crime with their chiseled bods and dynamic dance moves

News Briefs

Stop driving like an asshole and heed the unwritten rules of the Colorado road

Jokes

Being an only child is awesome. Damn right we’re gonna tell you why.

Videos

Denver continues its reign of awesomeness by mistakenly broadcasting a giant weener on the news