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A beer that prevents you from looking at your phone, and 5 other things that make you talk instead of text

News Briefs

Shotgun Willie’s owner to run for CO governor. Lap dances for all!

Weed

We talked to a weed lawyer, and now we can’t wait to fight our first pot DUI

Vices

Invaluable life advice from obvious role model Richard Simmons

Videos

This Beach Boys shred of “I Get Around” is literally the funniest thing ever created

Interventions

Good news, you’re better off buying your drugs from Sketchy Pete than the interwebs

Vices

Sorry to crush your dreams, but these 10 conversational pleasantries are complete lies

Videos

There’s only 30 minutes left in the workday, so here’s a mud jump fail to celebrate

Viral Videos

13 unintentionally dickhead things you do on a daily basis

Booze

It’s officially patio bar season… we mean spring

News Briefs

Band of male strippers stop crime with their chiseled bods and dynamic dance moves

News Briefs

Stop driving like an asshole and heed the unwritten rules of the Colorado road

Jokes

Being an only child is awesome. Damn right we’re gonna tell you why.

Videos

Denver continues its reign of awesomeness by mistakenly broadcasting a giant weener on the news

Videos

Christopher Walken dances and suddenly life doesn’t seem so bad

Weed

New Colorado “Drive High, Get a DUI” campaign understands typical pothead conundrums

Videos

Porn-mom Farrah Abraham just released the worst song of 2014, and surprise, it’s about blowing

News Briefs

Don’t rent your house on Airbnb unless you want it to be used for a BBW orgy

Vices

Bro-tox, man makeup, and other ways to stay sexy without lifting a finger

Viral Videos

11 signs from Facebook that your life is going down the shitter

Booze

The St. Paddy’s Day bell curve

Recipes

A guide to Rooster’s St. Paddy’s Day shots and what they’ll do to you

News Briefs

Playboy model sues the magazine for using her butt as a golf tee. Guess she doesn’t like sports.

Vices

This week in Buzzfeed’s obvious observations about you and your life