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New Music

[New Music] A$AP Rocky and Pharrell drop “Hear Me,” all is right in the world

Sex

How Tinder manipulates your matches by giving you a secret desirability rating

Drugs

Colorado man in cape and sombrero invites young lady to do cocaine in bathroom stall, guess what happens

Weed

Thanks to NORML, Coloradans may be able to smoke weed in public as early as 2017

News

Consumers are buying old albums more than new releases for the first time in industry history

New Music

[New Music] B.o.B thinks the world is flat and disses Neil deGrasse Tyson in “Flatline” — no, seriously

Culture

Ridiculous AFC Championship animation shows Tom Brady weeping like a child

Studies

Why couples in the healthiest relationships should stay the hell off of Facebook

Sex

Meet BRO, the new app helping straight dudes hook up with straight dudes

New Music

[New Music] Lizzo gets a little weird with a hot redhead in “Humanize”

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Watch a super faded Miami doctor destroy an UBER driver’s car

Sex

10 Peyton Manning inspired sex positions we can’t wait to try before the big game

Food

Sriracha now comes in to-go packets. Get the f*ck out of here.

New Music

Why not listen to a New England Patriots diss track inspired by Mortal Kombat?

New Music

Listen Locally: 7 released things from SubSquabi, Smoky Bare, My Body Sings Electric and more!

Culture

Gas prices are so down, you have no excuse not to take this ultimate road trip

Culture

These are your odds of being a millionaire

New Music

[New Music] The creators of Valentino Khan’s “Deep Down Low” have definitely taken drugs before

News

Glitch Mob inspired photo/video app lets you achieve maximum glitchyness

News

Unnecessary artists that should quit music instead of Yasiin Bey

Sex

After watching this SFW fruit-based guide to butt stuff, our afternoon is booked

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: This poor kid is living proof that weed addiction is real

New Music

[New Music] Stab yourself with emotions listening to The Epilogues’ new track “Loser Denial”

Culture

Tom Brady is actually one of the world’s most legitimate failures